Chains make a world of difference.

Chains make a world of difference.

“Sick and tired of your kids taping worms to the sidewalk and watching birds get hernias? No longer!”

Yeah, there’s my sales pitch. Or how about:

“With my quick and easy slab lifter, you can now steal sidewalks like a pro!”

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